Yohji Yamamoto (via freyaloveschamomile)
this guy would survive in movies
girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.
are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face
if you dress up like a horror movie character and arent shooting a horror movie then you deserve to be kicked in the face
That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
Someone call a vet….I think the last one is having a fuckin seizure LOL
are you kidding me the 3rd one sent McChicken flying all over my laptop
“So today I was in Hallmark buying my mom a Happy Birthday card when I noticed this old man stnding in front of the Valentines card section contemplating which one to get. I decide to go over and I ask him “Are you getting a Valentine’s Day for your wife?” in which he replies ‘No my wife died 3 years ago from breast cancer but I still buy her roses and a card and bring them to her grave to prove to her that she was the only one that will ever have my heart “
My blue steel.
beards make you hotter.
this is science.
and mustaches make you creepier.
that is also science.